|Recipe for Curry Man-Ass (reprint from Good Housekeeping, May 1998)|
Coat the lamb pieces with the spices. In a skillet or wide pan heat 1 tbsp oil and fry the lamb pieces for about 2 min on each side. Remove and drain.
In the remainimg oil, sauté cumin+mustard seeds, garlic+ginger and onion, added in that order. Now add sliced tomatoes. Cook for 5 min. Add the lamb pieces and simmer for about 10 min.
Put the underwear and bedsheets in a large saucepan, arranged with the skidmarks and ass-sweat stains facing upward. Pour the curry mixture on top of the ass-stains and let them sit and soak in the man-ass for 20 minutes. Heat and serve.